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q1082200062
Joined: 06 Sep 2012
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He lurched off the hovering thing and on to the Nike high heels tower, swinging the loaded sock around his head in wide, dangerous sweeps.
Coin saw him reflected in the astonished stares of the assembled wizards. He turned carefully and watched the wizard stagger erratically towards him.
'Who are you?' he said.
'I have come,' said Rincewind thickly, 'to challenge the sourcerer. Which one is he?'
He surveyed the prostrate wizardry, hefting the half-brick in one hand.
Hakardly Nike heels risked a glance upwards and made frantic eyebrow movements at Rincewind who, even at the best of times, wasn't much good at interpreting non-verbal communication. This wasn't the best of times.
'With a sock?' said Coin. 'What good is a sock?'
The arm holding the staff rose. Coin looked down at it in mild astonishment.
'No, stop,' he said. 'I want to talk to Nike high heels this man.' He stared at Rincewind, who was swaying back and forth under the influence of sleeplessness, horror and the after-effects of an adrenaline overdose.
'Is it magical?' he said, curiously. 'Perhaps it is the sock of an Archchancellor? A sock of force?'
Rincewind focused on it.
'I don't think so,' he said. 'I think I bought it in a shop or something. Um. Nike heels I've got another one somewhere.'
'But in the end it has something heavy?'
'Um. Yes,' said Rincewind. He added, 'It's a half-brick.'
'But it has great power.'
'Er. You can hold things up with it. If you had another one, you'd have a brick.' Rincewind spoke slowly. He was assimilating the situation by a kind of awful osmosis, and watching the staff turn ominously in UGG boots clearance the boy's hand.
'So. It is a brick of ordinariness, within a sock. The whole becoming a weapon.'
'Um. Yes.'
'How does it work?'
'Um. You swing it, and then you. Hit something with it. Or sometimes the back of your hand, sometimes.'
'And then perhaps it destroys a whole city?' said Coin.
Rincewind stared into Coin's golden eyes, and then at his sock. He had pulled UGG boots clearance it on and off several times a year for years. It had darns he'd grown to know and lo-well, know. Some of them had whole families of darns of their own. There were a number of descriptions that could be applied to the sock, but slayer-of-cities wasn't among them.
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