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The duchess's fat hand drummed impatiently on the arm of UGG Boots Clearance her throne.
'You had better,' she said, 'be able to substantiate that comment.'
'Lady, the duke wishes to chop down the forests, is this not so?'
'The trees talk about me,' whispered Lord Felmet. 'I hear them whisper when I go riding. They tell lies about me!'
The duchess and the Fool exchanged glances.
'But,' the UGG Boots Clearance Fool continued, 'this policy has met with fanatical opposition.'
'People don't like it.'
The duchess exploded. 'What does that matter?' she roared. 'We rule! They will do what we say or they will be pitilessly executed!'
The Fool bobbed and capered and waved his hands in a conciliatory fashion.
'But, my love, we will run UGG Boots On Sale out of people,' murmured the duke.
'No need, no need!' said the Fool desperately. 'You don't have to do that at all! What you do is, you-' he paused for a moment, his lips moving quickly - 'you embark upon a far-reaching and ambitious plan to expand the agricultural industry, provide long-term UGGS On Sale employment in the sawmills, open new land for development, and reduce the scope for banditry.'
This time the duke looked baffled. 'How will I do that?' he said.
'Chop down the forests.'
'But you said-'
'Shut up, Felmet,' said the duchess. She subjected the Fool to another long, thoughtful stare.
'Exactly how,' she said, eventually, 'does UGG Boots Clearance one go about knocking over the houses of people one does not like?'
'Urban clearance,' said the Fool.
'I was thinking of burning them down.'
'Hygienic urban clearance,' the Fool added promptly.
'And sowing the ground with salt.'
'Marry, I suspect that is hygienic urban clearance and a programme of environmental improvements. It might be a Jordan Heels good idea to plant a few trees as well.'
'No more trees!' shouted Felmet.
'Oh, it's all right. They won't survive. The important thing is to have planted them.'
'But I also want us to raise taxes,' said the duchess.
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