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He knelt down in the leafmould and peered under the Nike Heels cap. After a while he said weakly, 'No, no good to eat at all.'
'Why?' called Twoflower. 'Are the gills the wrong shade of yellow?'
'No, not really . . .'
'I expect the stems haven't got the right kind of fluting, then.'
'They look okay, actually.'
'The cap, then, I expect the cap is the wrong colour,' said Twoflower.
'Not sure about that.'
'Well then, why can't you eat them?'
Rincewind coughed. It's the little Jordan Heels doors and windows,' he said wretchedly, 'it's a dead giveaway.'
Thunder rolled across Unseen University. Rain poured over its roofs and gurgled out of its gargoyles, although one or two of the more cunning ones had scuttled off to shelter among the maze of tiles.
Far below, in the Great Hall, the eight most powerful wizards on the Discworld gathered at the angles of a ceremonial octogram. Actually they probably Nike Heels weren't the most powerful, if the truth were known, but they certainly had great powers of survival which, in the highly competitive world of magic, was pretty much the same thing. Behind every wizard of the eighth rank were half a dozen eventh rank wizards trying to bump him off, and senior wizards had to develop an inquiring attitude to, for example, scorpions in their bed. An ancient UGG Boots Clearance proverb summed it up: when a wizard is tired of looking for broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he is tired of life.
The oldest wizard, Greyhald Spold of the Ancient and Truly Original Sages of the Unbroken Circle, leaned heavily on his carven staff and spake thusly:
'Get on with it, Weatherwax, my feet are giving me gyp.'
Galder, who had merely paused for effect, glared at him.
'Very well, UGG Boots Clearance then, I will be brief -'
'Jolly good.'
We all sought guidance as to the events of this morning. Can anyone among us say he received it?'
The wizards looked sidelong at one another. Nowhere outside a trades union conference fraternal benefit night can so much mutual distrust and suspicion be found as among a gathering of senior enchanters. But the plain fact was that the day had gone very badly. UGG Boots Clearance Normally informative demons, summoned abruptly from the Dungeon Dimensions, had looked sheepish and sidled away when questioned. Magic mirrors had cracked. Tarot cards had mysteriously become blank. Crystal balls had gone all cloudy. Even tealeaves, normally scorned by wizards as frivolous and unworthy of contemplation, had clustered together at the bottom of cups and refused to move.
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