General Discussion - destroying their family zjlozy - Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:54 pm Post subject: destroying their family
Dear "Gossip Girl": You know we love you and your absurdly unrealistic, yet highly entertaining storylines. You are the guiltiest of our guiltiest pleasures and for that, we love you. That's why we have to tell you this, it's what a true friend would do: You are not "Lost." We need answers and we need them, like three episodes ago.
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We've decided to get our Veronica Mars on anddo a little investigating of our ownto tryand figure out whatManhattan's elitedid to royally piss off Juliet, her locked-up brother Ben(We thought he was her boyfriend. So not shocking, but still ew!), and Serena's love interest turned professor turned accomplice Colin (Sam Page).
Theory No. 1: Remember the time Serena (Blake Lively) totally thought she killed a guy (Pete Fairman tobe exact)way back in Season One, even though she really didn't? Maybe the said dead dudehas a family member who believes S really is toblame and has decided toexact revenge.
Why itdoesn't work:It seems like Juliet & Co. are targeting more than just Serena; They seem to be trying to take on most of the gang.
Theory No. 2: One of the many screwed-up fathers on the show screwed over the wrong person (Say screw one more time. Screw!). Seriously, take your pick. There's Chuck's late father Bart Bass (Robert John Burke), ruthless businessman devoid of human emotions; Howard Archibald (Sam Roberts) , Nate's dad who is currently in prison for embezzlement and fraud; and lastly Serena'sdad Williamvan der Woodsen (Billy Baldwin), a true gem who made his ex-wifebelieve she hadcancer. Who knows who else he has lied to in order to get what he wants.
It seems likely one of these threecould have easilywronged Ben and Juliet's family, perhaps stealing their money and destroying their family.Colin could fit in as a businessman seeking revenge on aformer partner or co-worker. Why else would he be funding Juliet'soperation?
Why it doesn't work: While this theory seems the most plausible to us, it's kind of boring. And when is this show ever plausible? Juliet's brother is constantly sending her text messages... from jail.